Mykonos is ridiculous — in the best possible way. Everything is a little over the top, a little too curated, a lot too obvious. You’ll roll your eyes at the €35 cocktails, swear you’re skipping Scorpios this time and still find yourself texting "Matsuhisa Matt" at 3 a.m.
Yes, you’ll go to Nammos. You’ll split a bottle at Principote and pretend not to care who’s at the next table. You’ll overpack Reformation tops you won’t wear and underpack Advil. It’s all part of the charm — exhausting, iconic, a little cringe and completely irresistible.
This isn’t about uncovering some hidden side of Mykonos. It’s about leaning in — with taste. The classics are classics for a reason and the key isn’t avoiding them... it’s knowing how to do them right.
Here’s your no-nonsense, high-glam, slightly self-aware guide to the island we all hate to love (and keep coming back to anyway).
Hotels
Cavo Tagoo Mykonos
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Santa Marina
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Kalesma Hotel
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Apiro Mykonos
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Myconian Villa Collection
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Aeonic Suites & Spa
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Omnia Mykonos
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Anax Resort & Spa
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Mykonos Grand Hotel
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Bill&Coo Mykonos
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Myconian Korali Relais & Châteaux
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Mykonos Blanc Hotel
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Restaurants
La Petite Maison Mykonos
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Kastros
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Lío Mykonos
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Karavaki
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Narcissus
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Beef Bar Mykonos
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COYA
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Spilia
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Nero Nero
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Nōema
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Nice N Easy
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Beach Clubs
Scorpios
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SantAnna
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Principote
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Alemagou
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Nammos
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JackieO'
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Buddha-Bar Beach
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Cocktails & Clubbing
Astra
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180º Sunset Bar
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Skandinavian Bar
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Bao's Cocktail Bar
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Cavo Paradiso
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Negrita Bar
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Zuma Mykonos
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Interni Restaurant & Bar
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Moni
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Shopping
Nammos Village Mykonos
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Soho-Soho
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Enny Monaco
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Costa Lekka
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Luisa Beach
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Lunettes
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MSpace
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Bollicine
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The Corner Jewelry Market
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DressRoom
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Activities
Explore Little Venice
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Lay out at Agios Sostis, Fokos, Agrari Beach
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Peruse Matogianni Street
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Rent a luxury boat
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Live like a local in Mykonos Town (Chora)
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Treat yourself at Azalea Luxury Spa
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Embark on a wine tasting at Mykonian Farm
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