It’s Euro summer, babe, and if you’re not aggressively tanning at La Fontelina or panic-purchasing a new floral set from CB Boutique because “nothing in my suitcase screams coastal rich aunt,” then I hate to break it to you — you’re literally not fluent.
You’re sipping pornstar martinis like they’re electrolytes, your “I don’t eat carbs” personality has been replaced with baskets of focaccia and bowls of linguine and clams.
To kick off the most delulu season of the year, I’ve birthed the most unnecessarily extra guide possible: Amalfi Coast edition.
And yes, I tried to include a range of price points, but let's have self-awareness for a hot sec — you’re not frolicking around Capri to “stay on budget.”
Below is your ultimate Fluent Girl guide to Amalfi. You better worship it, because this took me longer than the waitlist at Franco’s Bar.
J.K. Place Capri
Capri Palace Jumeirah
Villa Brunella
Hotel Caesar Augustus
La Palma
Punta Tragara
Capri Tiberio Palace
Hotel La Minerva
Hotel Scalinatella
Hotel Mamela
Grand Hotel Quisisana
Le Monzù
Aurora Capri
Ristorante L'Agave Capri
Villa Margherita
Da Paolino
Da Giorgio
L’Olivo
Da Gelsomina
Le Grottelle
Villa Verde
La Capannina
Il Riccio
La Fontelina
Lido Del Faro
Da Luigi ai Faraglioni
La Canzone del Mare
La Palma Beach Club
Lo Smeraldo
La Terrazza di Lucullo
Quisi Bar
Il Piccolo Bar
Capri Rooftop
*Walk around Via Vittoria Emanuele and Via Camerelle for designer boutiques*
Yam Capri
La Parisienne
Bottega Capri
100% Capri
Delfina
Capri People
Day trip to Conca del Sogno
Blue Grotto Boat Tour
Swim at Marina Piccola
Hike Il Sentiero dei Fortini
Enjoy views of Monte Solaro
Walk around Piazza Umberto
Il San Pietro di Positano
Villa Treville
Eden Roc
Le Sirenuse
Hotel Poseidon
Hotel Covo dei Saraceni
Hotel Le Agavi
Villa Franca
Hotel Miramare
Hotel Palazzo Murat
Hotel Vittoria
La Sponda
Zass Restaurant
Il Tridente
Chez Black
Casa e Bottega
Capricci
Da Vincenzo
La Tagliata
Saraceno D’Oro
Il Ritrovo
Ristorante Max
Maestro's
Don Giovanni
Ristorante Buca di Bacco
La Scogliera
Da Adolfo
One Fire Beach
Arienzo Beach Club
Da Ferdinando
L’Incanto
Franco’s Bar
Aldo’s
Le Petit Murat
Bianca Bar at Villa Treville
Fly Rooftop
La Bottega di Brunella
Stella Moda
Luisa Positano
Theodora
CB Positano
Mastro Geppetto Vintage
Walk around Montepertuso
Hike Sentiero degli Dei (Path of Gods)
Swim at Spiaggia Grande
Visit Santa Maria Assunta
Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria
Grand Hotel La Favorita
Relais Blu
Grand Hotel Royal
Hotel Bellevue Syrene
Hotel Belair
Terrazza Bosquet
Ristorante Don Alfonso 1890
Bagni Delfino
L'Antica Trattoria
La Pergola Restaurant
Frankie’s Pizza Bar
Chantecler's Trattoria
O'Parrucchiano La Favorita
Il Buco
Agriosteria Nonna Luisa
Pizzeria da Franco
Maya Beach Experience
Peter’s Beach
Leonelli’s Beach
Terrazza Vittoria
Fauno Bar
Bellavista Cocktail Bar
Dry Martini Sorrento
Walk around Piazzo Tasso
Visit Basilica Di Sant’Antonino and Cathedral Di Sorrento
Get sorbet at Raki
Jump off cliffs at Bagni Regina Giovanna