Dear Maid Of Honor,
I’m sure you’re freaking out that Alix’s Bachelorette is in a few months. She’s obviously the best, but we both know she’s a little bit… high-maintenance. Remember when she called somebody “plebian” for not knowing Rick Owens? Or got a blowout before Barry’s just in case she ran into “Hillstone hottie”?
Damn, I love that delusional bitch.
Before you reach for your emergency Klonopin, I’ve created the ultimate Tulum Bachelorette guide that even Alix will approve. I know that’s a pretty bold statement, but I’m pretty fluent in this type of thing. Oh, wait! Before I forget. She wanted me to tell you she doesn’t want anything that says #struckgoldstein or a theme even closely resembling tequila sunrise. She mentioned something about orange making her nose look big?
It’s safe to say I’ve got everything covered — from Airbnbs to boats to beach clubs, even pictures of Ben that are “so off-limits it’s not even funny.” Wow, Hillstone Hottie really is one lucky guy. It was love at first Thai Tuna Roll…
Much love,
The girl who isn’t salty AT ALL that she wasn’t picked to be MOH.
P.S. Would you mind bringing some extra Klonopin on the trip? x
Transportation
*Fly into Cancun or Cozumel airport*
E Transfers – Transportation to and from airport
USA Transfers – Transportation to and from airport
Tulum Signature – Luxury concierge service + transportation
The Tulum Expert – Luxury concierge service + transportation
Tulum Escape Experiences + transportation
Ibike – Bikes around Tulum
Where To Stay
Hotels
Airbnbs
*All Airbnbs are minimum 5 bedroom, fit 16+ people and are beachside or in very close proximity to beach*
Luxury Villa In Jungle
New Villa Azulis
Villa Aura
Hacienda 21
Casa Redonda
Guest Favorite VP Concierge
Luxury Twin Villas
Casa Shalva
Where To Drink
Beach Clubs (Day)
Tantra
Ziggy’s Beach Club
Gitano
Amansala
Taboo Day Club
Beach Club at Papaya Playa Project
Be Tulum
Casa Malca
Mia
Clubs/Bars (Night)
Bonbonniere
Vagalume
Bagatelle
Confessions
Todos Santos
Casa Jaguar
Batey
Karma
Mirador – watch sunset on rooftop
Where To Eat
Rosanegra
Arca
Hartwood
Nomade
Burrito Amor – breakfast/lunch!
Tseen Ja
Illios
Kin Toh
What To Do
Boat Day
Tulum Charters
Riviera Elite
Half-Day Luxury Sailing Experience
R & R
Conrad Spa
Yaan Healing Sanctuary
Cenote Sanctuary
Private Chef
Chef Pedro Bermudez
Federico Private Chef
Matteo’s Private Chef Services
Josar Catering Tulum
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