POV: It’s 7:00 PM on a Tuesday night, and you’re more exhausted than the time you did back-to-back Tracy Anderson. Jake is out of town on a golf trip, and the thought of turning on the oven is literally nauseating. Salmon and cauli rice from Trader Joe's? You’d rather wait in line at Paul’s without a table. After pouring yourself a fat glass of red, you open the UberEats app and start aimlessly scrolling.
Sweetgreen is always the move, but how many times can you have spicy broccoli? You may as well turn into cashew dressing at this point. You laugh, thinking about the time your sister’s coworker told her she was “brave” for indulging in such a caloric dressing.
Overwhelmed by the chaotic abyss of make-your-own bowls and paleo alternatives, you type “what to order for delivery” into Google.
Here is what you found.
Sushi 35 West
My order: Sushi Premium (10 pieces nigiri w/ wasabi + negitoro roll). If feeling wild & crazy, I’ll add the spicy scallop roll.
Price: $47 + $12 = $59
Springbone Kitchen
My order: Large Chicken Zoodle Soup (classic chicken broth, free-range chicken meat & zucchini noodles).
Price: $13.50
Westville
My order: Kale salad (marinated onions, dried cranberries, pumpkin seeds, candied walnuts, w/ blue cheese, add 5 oz grilled sirloin medium rare, lemon olive oil dressing).
Price: $27
Bondi Sushi
My order: Build your own box (spicy salmon, spicy blue crab, shrimp scallion, yellowtail scallion with cauliflower rice) + miso soup
Price: $33 + $7 = $40
Spring Cafe Aspen
My order: Pesto Pasta (asparagus, broccoli, zucchini, spinach, penne pasta in house-made pesto. W/cheese)
Price: $24
Yamitsuki Ramen
My order: Keto Shirataki Ramen (low calorie and zero carb shirataki noodles in a classic Tonkotsu broth with chicken breast Chashu).
Price: $17.50
Locanut
My order: Grass-Fed cubed steak & lemon zoodles (salt & pepper steak, parsley, thyme, lemon, coconut aminos, extra virgin olive oil).
Price: $25.95
Noodlelove
My order: Create your own fresh bowl (cauliflower rice, edamame hummus, sauteed kale and onions, honeynut squash, chili sesame soy, hard-boiled marinated egg, roasted chicken, thai basil, nori crumble).
Price: $31.50
Gunbae
My order: Bulgogi Beef Bibimbap (seasoned bean sprout, baby spinach, corn, carrot, radish, zucchini, nori seaweed, sunny side up egg, no rice, soy sauce).
Price: $21.00
Katz’s Delicatessen
My order: Katz’s Pastrami + Potato Latkes (applesauce obviously) + Matzo Ball Soup
Price: $30.95 + $17.95 + $10.45 = $59.35
Jack’s Wife Freda
My order: Peri-Peri Chicken
Price: $30.00
Double Zero
My order: Cacio e Pepe (make gluten-free)
Price: $22.00
Lil Frankie's Pizza
My order: Pasta Limone
Price: $22.95
Som Bo: Asian Fusion
My order: Grilled Organic Tofu Bowl (garlic soy, ginger, sesame oil, house mixed salad, charred brussels sprouts, Sichuan chili cucumbers, chili lime sauce).
Price: $19.95
Pura Vida Miami
My order: Mango Salad Bowl (mixed green base, arugula, avocado, cherry tomato, pickled onion, mango, sesame seeds, herb vinaigrette).
Price: $28.45
Prince Street Pizza
My order: Vodka Fra Diablo
Price: $45
Mikado
My order: 4 Roll Maki Set (Salmon Avocado Maki, Toro Scallion Maki, Scallop Yuzu Maki, Salmon Ikura Maki).
Price: $37
Kotobuki
My Order: Sushi Entree (9 nigiri, swap California roll for salmon avocado roll wrapped in cucumber)
Price: $38.21
Sushi Hatsune
My Order: 8 PC Chef Special Sushi Set
Price: $49
Little Ruby’s Cafe
My Order: Shrimp Avocado Salad (avocado, cherry tomatoes, watermelon radish, snow peas, bibb lettuce, arugula, chives, mustard cider-vinaigrette).
Price: $18
Little Mint: Thai Kitchen
My Order: Shirataki Pad Thai (Keto noodles, egg bean sprouts, chives, crushed peanuts, lime wedge, tofu).
Price: $16.95
Joe’s Shanghai
My Order: Cold noodles with sesame sauce + scallion pancakes + pork meat soup dumplings
Price: $12.95 + $8.95 + $15.95 = $37.85
Thai Villa
My Order: Crispy Duck Pad Thai (bean sprouts, scallions, red onion, egg, peanuts).
Price: $30.00
12 Chairs Cafe
My Order: Lamb Arayes + 12 Chairs Salad (avocado, grapefruit, roasted pecans, mesclun greens, 12 chairs vinaigrette).
Price: $25 + 17 = $42
Kiki’s
My Order: Taramosalata + Side of Cucumbers + Chicken Souvlaki Stick X2
Price: $9.00 + $2.50 + $8 = $19.5
Soho Sushi
My Order: Sashimi Plate (three pieces of tuna, three pieces salmon, three pieces yellowtail, three pieces flukes, two pieces white tuna, with miso soup).
Price: $35.25
Don Poke
My Order: Regular poke bowl (spring mix salad, salmon, don poke sauce, hijiki seaweed mango, avocado, kani salad, shredded nori seaweed, furikake).
Price: $17.95
Ayada Thai
My Order: Papaya Salad (peanuts, diced shrimp, string beans, tomatoes, chili, fish sauce, garlic, mild heat) + Pad Chinese Eggplant with shrimp.
Price: $19 + $24.00 = $43
Lenwich
My Order: Build-your-own wrap (honey breast turkey, sauerkraut, avocado, sliced pickles, mustard). Call and ask for lettuce wrap!
Price: $17.14
Although I rarely cheat on Ubereats (no, this isn’t sponsored; it’s just the premier platform), I will make an exception for two of my *favorite& delivery spots in New York City.
Sendo (Toast)
What I order: Akita Set (selection of 8 nigiri, bluefin toro roll, and Hokkaido scallop roll)
Price: $44.95
Pio Pio (Doordash)
What I Order: Whole Juanita's Chicken (dark meat only) + 160z Aji Verde (the famous “green sauce”).
Price: $31 + $6 = $37
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