There’s quite literally nothing notable about turning 26… other than the fact that you’re now frantically googling "cheap health insurance.”
Spoiler Alert: It doesn’t exist.
After spending an exorbitant amount of money for your 25th birthday at Maison Close, the thought of planning something is more gruesome than going out with that guy your weird relative swears is a “perfect match.”
Your friends say you’re lame for wanting to order in Chinese food and watch Bravo reruns, so you succumb to celebrating… sans burlesque show (although that was the best birthday I’ve had to date, FYI).
It’s always a struggle to figure out what’s fun but slightly more low-key, so we’ve done all the work for you. Below, we’ve outlined all the ways to celebrate your birthday when you’re old and (semi) boring AF.
Pasta Making Class
Hands-on pasta-making class, followed by a three-course prix-fixe dinner. $60 PP.
Hands-on pasta-making class, open wine bar, apertivo, dinner, and dessert. $195 PP.
Hands-on pasta-making, wine, full prix-fixe dinner. $235PP + tax.
Pizza Making Class
Pizza-making class + family-style appetizer. $85 PP + tax.
2-hour open bar + pizza-making class + two additional courses. $89 PP + tax & tip.
NY & Sicilian pizza-making. $80 PP
NY & Sicilian pizza-making, wine & beer open-bar. $110 PP
NY & Sicilian pizza-making, full open-bar. $130 PP
*Private Dinner Parties range from $150PP - $300 PP*
Magic Shows
Showtimes: 7:00 p.m. + 9:30 p.m.
$225 + $8 Conv. Fee PP.
Private magic performance.
Inquire about price here.
Live Music
GA & Premier Seating $$ dependent on performer.
House Band performs until 12:30 a.m. on the weekdays and 1:40 a.m. on the weekends.
Two Item Minimum PP.
Tables range from $1,000 min to $3000 min.
Sundays - Tuesdays: 9 - 11:30 p.m.
Wednesdays & Thursdays: 9:30 p.m. - 1 a.m.
Fridays & Saturdays: 10 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.
First performance set times: 7:30 p.m., 9 p.m.
Second performance set times: 10:30 p.m., 12:00 p.m.
$35 PP + two-drink min.
Sushi Chef
Ask for Chef Andy!
$65 PP + $400 transportation fee.
Seated omakase, nigiri & hand roll station, hand roll bar, sushi-making class. Price varies.
Sushi tasting menu. Price varies.
Omakase menu. Price varies.
Seated-style omakase. $150 - $200 PP.
Sushi bar style. $80 - 100 PP.
Sushi Catering
64-piece boxes. $65-100
Build-your-own platter. $105-$150
Inquire for quote.
Serves five people $150.
Boozy Brunch
Dinner & Dancing & Vibes
*inquire about prix-fixes!*
Little Prince
Crazy Pizza
Live DJ Wednesday - Saturday
Go to the listening bar next door!
Go to Nublu downstairs!
Ribalta
Le Baratin
Arts & Crafts
Two-hour open-bar paint class. $50 PP.
Pottery, figure drawing, workshops and more. Price varies.
$35-50 depending on class.
$38 - $52 PP.
Hibachi Chef
$50 PP.
Hibachi2U
$60 PP, $600 min per party.
Comedy Show
Price varies.
Comedy Cellar
Monday - Wednesday: $15
Thursday: $18
Friday & Saturday: $25
2 Drink Min PP.
Price varies.
Spa Day
Sauna, ice bath, guided breath work, meditation. Price varies.
Thermal pools, saunas, steam rooms. Starts at $40.
Spa pools, saunas, relaxation rooms, steam baths, Vichy showers, foot baths.
Three-hour stay: $89
Sunset (spa session starting at 5:00 p.m.): $98
Five-hour stay: $124
Daily (no time limit): $158
Additional cost for services.
Baths, massages, Himalayan salt rituals.
60-minute nightfall bath: $140 PP.
90-minute ancient baths: $150 PP.
90-minute ultimate bath: $175 PP.
Additional cost for services.
Dinner Party
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